[dopevan] 2.14.15 - Malaise Airways™ presents V A L L O W E E N ! ! !

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Ladies and Gentlemen, from the flight deck, this is your Captain speaking.

We are pleased to welcome you aboard *Malaise Airways™* flight 214 to *V A
L L O W E E N* at the Grand Theater in San Francisco.

When we arrive at our destination, you can expect to find *p**erformance,
live music, comedy, comedy burlesque, *your chance for a* Whiskey
SlapDance™, loose women, a raffle, and much, much more! *

*V A L L O W E E N* is a cabaret-style sexy/scary fundraiser to benefit
our performance group *Ritual Death Experience*, and airline, *Malaise
Airways*™. Your participation in this fundraiser will help us replace our
main engines, which are practically shot.

If your flight attendants have not sufficiently informed you of the 6th
annual *V A L L O W E E N, *please click on this link
<https://www.facebook.com/events/1597725217132016/> to find out more.

And if you're ready to land and continue the journey with this crew, you
can buy your tickets here. <http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1179110>

We hope you've enjoyed our complimentary all you can drink Bloody Mary
service and our new stripper poles, and we sincerely hope to see you at *V
A L L O W E E N*...because what the fuck else are you going to do on
February 14th?

As always, thank you from all of us here at *Malaise Airways™, *because we
know you don't have a choice when you die.

Good evening.





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